Short and simple. I’m from the east coast. Specifically, I’m from the Great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. Even more specific, I’m from Pittsburgh, which is in western Pennsylvania, not that shit hole Philadelphia, which is in eastern PA. No, I’m from the City of Champions, the one that actually built this country, and don’t give me that bullshit about Philly is where the Constitution was written because 1. That is the second attempt at a government, and 2. The system that piece of paper contains is flawed, and we all know it. It only takes Pittburgh one try to get this country moving west and supply countless important people and contributions.
So, if you say I’m from Philly, don’t be surprised when I call you a jag off and start insulting that place. And don’t be offended when, upon meeting you, and I learn you’re from Philly, I instantly have the gene in my body that hates you.
412 through and through.