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Hennigan’s Scotch.

Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld told a story about love.

A couple decided to throw a dinner party. It was going very well until the husband told an off-color joke that made everyone uncomfortable and upset some others. It ruined the evening, to say the least, and every one went home.

After their guests had left, the wife goes up to her husband and says, "I thought it was a wonderful joke and I’m sure everyone else did too."

You don’t do what’s right, you do what makes the other person feel good. That’s love.

did-you-kno:

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Because they went out with a bang!

did-you-kno:

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Because they went out with a bang!

kimnovaks:

Jayne Mansfield in “The Girl Can’t Help It”

You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.

Ya my friend Bob Sacamano…

Well this just made my day.

My girlfriend gets me.

"One spot, two spot, zig, zag, tear, pop-die, pennygot, tennyum, tear, harum, scare ‘em, rip ‘em, tear ‘em, tay, taw, toe.."

— Kramer, “The Book Store”

I wonder if Kramerica is hiring?